The Place Where I Live

Here’s a photo of my house in Minden. The square window at the very top is my room. For anywhere I live, I like to draft up a personal fire escape plan in the event of fire emergency. This has been a tough one. Right now the best I can come up with is that I’ll climb on the bookshelf, out the side window and onto the roof, where I’ll leap to a nearby pine tree and climb down to safety. A slight consolation is that I won’t have to worry about constructing a sling out of bedsheets and dental floss for Gromit. I miss him!

Here’s an inside look at my room. Sources tell me that it’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter, but I really like the exposed wooden beams. I also like the desk in front of the big window where I can write misspelled, weird English-translator-voice masterpieces. Fabulous.